Ordering a spouse

ordering a spouse

To order your dream spouse, simply go to www.orderyourspousefromgod.com (not a real site); click on “make requests right away.” This is where you can make the order for your spouse. Simply add any feature you desire. Keep in mind that if you desire a spouse with character, integrity, and honesty; your order might take longer than most. These features are very hard to install in any individual. Features such as leadership, workmanship, vision-minded, accountability, communication and compassion will cost you a great deal of extra waiting time. Also note that you must have faith to wait for your package to arrive; you must let God do what HE does best. If you decide however, that you do not want the features listed above, you have a choice to stay “superficial.”  There are too many generic spouses available in stock, and they are always on sale. In this case you don’t have to wait at all; in fact, you can count on your package arriving overnight.


“Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far more than rubies.” Proverbs 31:10


“Many men claim to have unfailing love, but a faithful man is hard to find.” Proverbs 20:6